Fighting Figs

Professor N. Longbottom, honorary Hufflepuff, has introduced a strain of Fighting Figs, the vicious (and delicious) Albanian fruit, to the Hogwarts Greenhouse.

"I felt that mandrakes were a bit too advanced for some of the younger students, but I like to keep my classes interesting for those who aren't as enthralled with plants as I am by adding an element of danger. Fighting Figs are known for their delicious flavor and incredibly sharp teeth, and the students have been learning to care for, pick, and slice the figs without any injuries." When asked how this project was going, he answered, "well, the Hufflepuffs seem to be naturals at it, although several first and second years were worried that cutting them open caused the figs pain. A few Slytherins have lost fingers, because they were tormenting the figs while they were still attached to the stem. The adolescent figs emit a loud squealing sound when in distress, much to the amusement of the Slytherins."

The figs, once prepared, have been used in several dishes made by the Hogwarts House-Elves, and were a hit among the faculty and students alike. One dish, made with honey, was a particular success. "The figs have a subtle flavor," reports one sixth year Hufflepuff. "It's more of an aftertaste, really- like a fine wine."