“Hufflepuff house is excited to be able to put our many talents to use by once again graciously accepting our stunning loss on the Quidditch field,” reports Boris Wagner, seeker. “I know for a fact that many Gryffindors would be upset, even angry, if their team had lost twenty to seven hundred and eighty, putting them out of the running for the championship game first game of the season, but we Hufflepuffs pride ourselves in our good sportsmanship.”
Within the first ten minutes of the game, there were two injuries and seven goals scored on Hufflepuff. No one in the crowd remembers the two goals being scored by Hufflepuff, and there is in fact a rumor circulating the Great Hall that the goals were awarded by scorekeeper Jennifer Jordan, Gryffindor, purely out of pity.
“Hopefully, next season we’ll have adequate reason to show what gracious winners we can be as well,” continues Wagner. “I’m really excited about some of the new blood we’re bringing in next year- there’s a lot of first years showing potential already. Several of them have stayed on their brooms for up to five and a half minutes!” Keeper Beulah Higgins is still recovering in the hospital wing from a nasty bludger to the head, but is expected to immerge with her IQ almost entirely intact within the next week.
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